Post by Sakura Shizuka on Nov 6, 2009 22:13:37 GMT -5
Okays, so as most people here have realized, I am a complete nut case. Well, here’s proof that I am not to blame. Rather, it is in my blood. I present to you a convo my sister (light blue) had with her online buddy (yellow). Yea. Totally not my fault I’m psychopath. Oh, and this puts Hebs in the clear too since we were practically raised together.
...I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a corpse.
that's an interesting question
I just thought of it. Perplexing, isn't it?
I'm not talking zombies...
I mean... dead body has a knife, idiot falls on it.
That kinda thing
lol yeah
that'd be interesting
o.o I mean, is it murder then?
Or an accident?
...i wonder if its murder
can the state charge the corpse?
Well, corpses can get married
Why not put in jail?
...What if you gave it the death penalty?
That'd be an irony.
hahhahha that'd be great
and a fabulous waste of resources
...I wonder if they'd try and go through with it.
hahahah or just let it go?
yeah o.o; i wonder
hrm
maybe we have to arrange this nonsense?
who shall we sacrifice?
. . . my creepy stalker?
or ex boyfriends?
that works!
hahaha
fabulous
AND the ex gf of teh boy!
YES
ahaha
this is brilliant
we are brilliant
(and we have to do it to the tune of 1812)
ahhahahahhhah naturally
da na na na na na NA NAAAAAAAAAAAA
etc etc
with cannons.
we need the cannons.
or dynamite?
Cannons. We can use them for the murders
oooh
nice
... I wonder if FBI or CIA agents ever read our messages and go... "... yep, gotta watch these kids..."
hahahahhahaha
that'd be the best
like
"woah. hey. we got a red flag in the new england area...
Hey, Johnson, pull me up what you can find on this.....Sister’s Friend’s SN...and Sister’s SN...."
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
lolol "these are screennames of obviously troubled youths... FUCK JIM, they're in honors programs! We got brainy dangerous blips here!"
"God dammit. This is bad. This really bad. Put a watch out on their cars...Call Gibbs."
"Gibbs is down sir! He's been attacked with... HOLY JESUS, they're using sugar cookies! The mission has been compromised!"
"Oh shit! PULL OUT. We'll have to regroup back at Bethesda and plan a counterattack there...with...the dangerous....asparagus."
"Sir, that won't work! The bigger threat has a recipe for great asparagus sir! I suggest we abandon ship! MAYDAY!"
"You're right! Set the self destruct sequence. We've got to bail!"
"GOD BLESS AMERICA, SIR!" *PUSH THE RED BUTTON*
*PRAYS*
X3
(Cue 1812)
ahhahahahhahhahah
yes
Bwaha, we're so badass.
epic winners
bwahaha.
So there you have it, folks. Proof that it is not my fault that I am a shitback crazy. Clearly I was either a) fed the same things as my sister growing up, thus causing us both to be crackers, or b) it’s just in the blood.
...I wonder if anyone has ever been killed by a corpse.
that's an interesting question
I just thought of it. Perplexing, isn't it? I'm not talking zombies...
I mean... dead body has a knife, idiot falls on it.
That kinda thing
lol yeah
that'd be interesting
o.o I mean, is it murder then?
Or an accident?
...i wonder if its murder
can the state charge the corpse?
Well, corpses can get married
Why not put in jail?
...What if you gave it the death penalty?
That'd be an irony.
hahhahha that'd be great
and a fabulous waste of resources
...I wonder if they'd try and go through with it.
hahahah or just let it go?
yeah o.o; i wonder
hrm
maybe we have to arrange this nonsense?
who shall we sacrifice?
. . . my creepy stalker?
or ex boyfriends?
that works!
hahaha
fabulous
AND the ex gf of teh boy!
YES
ahaha
this is brilliant
we are brilliant
(and we have to do it to the tune of 1812)
ahhahahahhhah naturally
da na na na na na NA NAAAAAAAAAAAA
etc etc
with cannons.
we need the cannons.
or dynamite?
Cannons. We can use them for the murders
oooh
nice
... I wonder if FBI or CIA agents ever read our messages and go... "... yep, gotta watch these kids..."
hahahahhahaha
that'd be the best
like
"woah. hey. we got a red flag in the new england area...
Hey, Johnson, pull me up what you can find on this.....Sister’s Friend’s SN...and Sister’s SN...."
*OMINOUS MUSIC*
lolol "these are screennames of obviously troubled youths... FUCK JIM, they're in honors programs! We got brainy dangerous blips here!"
"God dammit. This is bad. This really bad. Put a watch out on their cars...Call Gibbs."
"Gibbs is down sir! He's been attacked with... HOLY JESUS, they're using sugar cookies! The mission has been compromised!"
"Oh shit! PULL OUT. We'll have to regroup back at Bethesda and plan a counterattack there...with...the dangerous....asparagus."
"Sir, that won't work! The bigger threat has a recipe for great asparagus sir! I suggest we abandon ship! MAYDAY!"
"You're right! Set the self destruct sequence. We've got to bail!"
"GOD BLESS AMERICA, SIR!" *PUSH THE RED BUTTON*
*PRAYS*
X3
(Cue 1812)
ahhahahahhahhahah
yes
Bwaha, we're so badass.
epic winners
bwahaha.
So there you have it, folks. Proof that it is not my fault that I am a shitback crazy. Clearly I was either a) fed the same things as my sister growing up, thus causing us both to be crackers, or b) it’s just in the blood.
[music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc8NMbUJUp8]